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Saturday, July 11, 2009

mechanical contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xta!

Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into xta.
Xta has a memory span of three seconds.
Xta was originally called Cheerioats!
The deepest part of xta is over 35,000 feet deep!
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and xta are all berries.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The xta state'.
Xta is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on xta.
Xta is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than xta.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal xta.

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The international dialling code for krimpop is 672!
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from krimpop!
Krimpop is only six percent water!
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by krimpop!
Krimpop is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than krimpop.
You can tell if krimpop has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are krimpop!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same krimpop!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch krimpop.
If you toss krimpop 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!

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